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This is a place to share greentexts and witness the confounding life of Anon. If you're new to the Greentext community, think of it as a sort of zoo with Anon as the main attraction.

Be warned:

If you find yourself getting angry (or god forbid, agreeing) with something Anon has said, you might be doing it wrong.

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[–] astral_avocado@lemm.ee 110 points 10 months ago (3 children)

Let's not pretend we're in any better of a situation. Same exact thing could happen on any Lemmy server, especially since each server is a small fiefdom run by randos.

[–] Nommer@sh.itjust.works 42 points 10 months ago (1 children)

It's already happening. People with no clue what they're talking about starting fights

[–] TwoCubed@feddit.de 27 points 10 months ago (4 children)

Like when people start commenting on the near-east conflict. Hardly anyone knows what the fuck is going on there yet we find many experts on the topic in the comments.

[–] uis@lemmy.world 19 points 10 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Self-propelled multipurpose couch "EXPERT"

  • Crew: 1-6 strategists

(or 8 if not too fat)

  • TOP SECRET!

Fuel tank

24*0.5l, 2500 comments on full tank. Possible installation of additional tank.

Air bag[safety pillow]

Optical caterpillars

Provide speed up to 100Mbps

Teflon seat for couch driver

Protects pillow from combusting

Containers of dynamic protection against enemy cat

Missle silo cover

Three couch-internet missles

Can hit/penetrate to the soul any opponent

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

I don't think this is wrong. I've learned so much talking shit. I even use talking shit as a mechanism to learn.

I talk shit -> someone corrects me -> I learned something new. The person feels great because they corrected someone.

It's like a free lesson and everyone wins.

Even people who didn't know shit, like me, get to read someone beating my ass with arguments, and they also learn.

[–] ALostInquirer@lemm.ee 8 points 10 months ago (1 children)

But if nobody knows much of anything on the matter, how can anyone be sure they're being corrected and learning anything? 🤔

[–] platypus_plumba@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

Sources.

By the way, I have the feeling someone is about to teach me something.

[–] TwoCubed@feddit.de 1 points 9 months ago

That is a nice, refreshing and honest view. If I'm being honest with myself, this happened to me very often as well.

[–] vonbaronhans@midwest.social 4 points 10 months ago

"please stop fighting and get along" is my fundamental take on most wars. It's not particularly useful, but it helps me split the average soldier from the average "leader" that sent them to die.

[–] Artyom@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

But 4chan tho is a good place for factually informed discussion. Mr Greentext has it all figured out.