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submitted 9 months ago by JPDev@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] luciole@beehaw.org 12 points 9 months ago (3 children)

I wish the assignment operator wasn’t the equal sign.

[–] QuazarOmega@lemy.lol 19 points 9 months ago (2 children)

x 👈 5

[–] xedrak@kbin.social 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Ok deal, but that means we need to change the equality operator to 👉👈

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 5 points 9 months ago

You sonnofabitch I'm in!:-P

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

x 🔫 5

the pew pew principle /s

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 8 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Interpreter: Wait, x is 5?

This code: Always has been.

[–] OpenStars@startrek.website 4 points 9 months ago

It is now, if you know what's good for you.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

:=

[–] MxM111@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

That’s delayed assignment.

[–] cerement@slrpnk.net 6 points 9 months ago

procrastination assignment

[–] expr@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

In Haskell, it's the same as the mathematical = symbol.