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[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 66 points 11 months ago (3 children)

What if the basketball fell out on its own?

[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 82 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face

[–] SoleInvictus@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago

Sounds a lot like traveling to me. That's illegal unless you're a sovereign citizen; then it's the basis to all your bat shit legal arguments!