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Alabama Middle Schooler Jailed After Taking Basketball Back Out From Under Her Shirt (youtu.be)
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[โ€“] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 82 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Basketball miscarriage, straight to jail.

[โ€“] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 22 points 11 months ago

Texas will punch her in the god damn face