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Writing C++ is easy. (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 year ago by MaliciousKebab@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] snor10@lemm.ee 20 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Yeah, but which one i cooler?

[–] Streetdog@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Bebop, he would just submit his code to the Shredder.

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 5 points 1 year ago

Shredder = /dev/null confirmed?

[–] corm@sopuli.xyz 7 points 1 year ago

Rust because having a package manager is important.

Even C has a package manager

[–] philm@programming.dev 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Well at least C++ definitely is far away from cool, you can imagine the rest...

[–] snor10@lemm.ee 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

But he has a purple mohawk!

[–] ImpossibleRubiksCube@programming.dev 2 points 1 year ago

Hey, he's still gotta follow the purple mohawk office dress code.