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submitted 11 months ago by seahorse@midwest.social to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago (1 children)

also an envelope full of "rattlesnake eggs"

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What's the deal here? My grandfather used to have bags he told me were rattlesnake eggs.

[–] DestroyerOfWorlds@sh.itjust.works 4 points 11 months ago

its just a prank. usually something that sounds like a rattle when you shake it and snaps or pops when you open it. good for scaring kids.