Is the Onion looking through my life or does everyone have a weird uncle who got their hands on historical armaments ?
this post was submitted on 27 Jan 2024
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Finding unexploded ordinance is fairly common in areas that saw lots of conflict in the last century.
also an envelope full of "rattlesnake eggs"
What's the deal here? My grandfather used to have bags he told me were rattlesnake eggs.
its just a prank. usually something that sounds like a rattle when you shake it and snaps or pops when you open it. good for scaring kids.