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[–] Sheeple@lemmy.world 56 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

That just makes your players look for contraception

Also yes medieval times did have contraceptives. In fact the history of contraceptives goes back WAAAY to Egypt

[–] ummthatguy@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (4 children)

What are your thoughts on sheep intestines as a rudimentary "condom"?

[–] Susaga@ttrpg.network 75 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sure, but I'm part of the minority that likes to remove the rest of the sheep first.

[–] wahming@monyet.cc 13 points 9 months ago
[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 16 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Sheep intestine = sheep asshole. Someone liked fucking sheep so mutch that they decided they wanted to fuck a sheep whenever they fucked a woman

[–] acockworkorange@mander.xyz 3 points 9 months ago

I know (hope?) this is a joke, but for the curious: Intestines are traditionally what is used to make sausages to this day. So likely they thought if it was good enough to eat, good enough to fuck.

[–] MindSkipperBro12@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago

If it works, it works.

[–] GentlemanLoser@ttrpg.network 4 points 9 months ago

Cut an orange in half, scoop out the insides. Ancient diaphragm.

[–] Vagabondshad@ttrpg.network 9 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Yep Ancient Egyptians used crocodile dung among other things.

And now you know

[–] Scubus@sh.itjust.works 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They also drove a contrceptive plant extinct

[–] Kallioapina@lemmy.world 10 points 9 months ago
[–] ember@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

At least it teaches them to be resourceful and safe.