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Dying Man Confesses Juggalos Are a Myth He Invented to Fuck With Vice (thehardtimes.net)
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[โ€“] Pratai@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if the Deadheads that follow The Grateful Dead decided to wear cringy clown makeup and listen to even shittier music.

[โ€“] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

And also don't understand how magnets work