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submitted 9 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (3 children)

What IS a Juggalo?

[–] Pratai@lemmy.ca 10 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Imagine if the Deadheads that follow The Grateful Dead decided to wear cringy clown makeup and listen to even shittier music.

[–] pancakes@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

And also don't understand how magnets work

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 6 points 9 months ago

Magnet wonderer.

[–] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

A dead body

[–] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Well, he ain't really dead, but he ain't like anybody that you've ever met before (never cares)

[–] PR3CiSiON@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I bet if they ate monopoly, they'd shit out connect four

[–] Entitle9294@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago

Walks right in the house where you're having supper and dip his nuts in your soup (bloop!)