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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] activ8r@sh.itjust.works 23 points 11 months ago (1 children)

The recipient had better hope he can or they will be stuck with useless tech in their head when Musk gets bored and drops support.

[–] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Open source firmware when?

[–] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.