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First Neuralink Implant Recipient Successfully Performs Depraved Sexual Acts On Elon Musk (www.theonion.com)
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[โ€“] programmer_belch@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Open source firmware when?

[โ€“] Tyfud@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago

Much later, unfortunately.