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They are losing their fucking minds.

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[โ€“] HawlSera@lemm.ee 13 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Having a sugar mommy for your lavender marriage would make sense.... if it were the 90's... in 2024 where being gay is considered perfectly normal even in the redder parts of America? Not so much

The only reason I wouldn't date Taylor Swift is if the relationship goes south, she'll diss me in a world record breaking single that's pure fire just to remind me that we're not getting back together.

[โ€“] Localhorst86@feddit.de 2 points 9 months ago

You could put "I've got a tripple/quadruple/whatever platinum single dedicated to me" on your dating profile.