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[–] ryan@the.coolest.zone 158 points 9 months ago (6 children)

I've never understood why people have such a hard time with the trolley problem. Obviously, if you pre-emptively move that lone guy over to the rail with the five, you can hit all six at once to maximize your score. Just requires a bit of setup.

[–] RandomStickman@kbin.social 49 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Simply hit all six with multi track drifting

[–] ryan@the.coolest.zone 26 points 9 months ago

Y'all kids and your speedrun strats. Some of us have poor reaction time and need to perform safety setups.

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 8 points 9 months ago

That's exactly what I think would happen with the derailing technique described here. Plus you might lose A couple in the trolley as well.

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 16 points 9 months ago (2 children)
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[–] JayObey711@lemmy.world 9 points 9 months ago

Or just do whatever you feel like in the moment and then jump in front of the trolley to escape all consequences.

[–] jettrscga@lemmy.world 8 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

Well sure Batman can beat the trolley problem with prep time.

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