CustardFist

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[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Boring answer: purple blood cells.
Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Why is his asshole bleeding?

[–] Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca 3 points 9 months ago

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Also how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 9 months ago

You’re full of questions today, huh?

Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷‍♂️

Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲