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[–] Taako_Tuesday@lemmy.ca 4 points 7 months ago

Oh, i get it, it's a photocopier. Took me quite a while to realize he hadn't just taken a picture of his shit

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)
[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago)

I don't know how his digestive system works, but in ours, the bile and biliruben that are part of the process are both yellowish. After mixing with the food remains it becomes brown.

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 3 points 7 months ago (2 children)

Boring answer: purple blood cells.
Who can come up with a funnier answer? …………….

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 4 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Why is his asshole bleeding?

[–] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 1 points 7 months ago (1 children)

Also how does an alien with no nipples instantly understand the concept of milk but not cheese?

[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 5 points 7 months ago

You’re full of questions today, huh?

Well, frankly, I don’t know where this species gets their milk from. Maybe from small patches in their armpits. 🤷‍♂️

Not knowing about cheese is excusable in this case, because the alien clearly hasn’t got a dick, so no dick cheese. ☝️😲

[–] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 3 points 7 months ago (1 children)

What's with the block of cheese?

[–] getoffthedrugsdude@lemmy.ml 8 points 7 months ago

That's a phone, she's saying cheese because she's taking a photo

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 2 points 7 months ago (1 children)
[–] CustardFist@feddit.nl 2 points 7 months ago

I love onomatopoeias. ☺️