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Bartender Qualifications (programming.dev)
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[-] db2@lemmy.world 66 points 4 months ago

SELECT * FROM Customers WHERE glass='empty';

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 20 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)
[-] psud@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

For that to work, one must pronounce SQL as an acronym, not an initialism

Some people will be constitutionally unable to make that tune work

[-] theneverfox@pawb.social 7 points 4 months ago

You forgot to order by perceived_wealth and attractiveness desc

[-] datelmd5sum@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I would not fill my glass with string.

[-] astraeus@programming.dev 5 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

glass_content === 0

[-] kautau@lemmy.world 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Invalid type assertion to “Number.” Expects one of “Customer” Traits: CUSTOMER_IS_WASTED, CUSTOMER_NEEDS_MORE_BOOZE, CUSTOMER_IS_BIG_TIPPER, CUSTOMER_IS_STARTING_A_FIGHT, CUSTOMER_IS_KEANU_REEVES

this post was submitted on 06 Feb 2024
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