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Taylor Swift Named Golf Magazine’s Club Of The Year (www.theonion.com)
submitted 11 months ago by hellfire103@lemmy.ca to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] teft@lemmy.world 19 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I stopped carrying a Taylor Swift. It was like carrying a 1 iron. I use it like once a season so why carry it?

[–] tsonfeir@lemm.ee 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

What do you use for that one time, when it happens?

[–] teft@lemmy.world 18 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Instead of using a Taylor iron i just use a Tiger wood.

[–] glimse@lemmy.world 2 points 11 months ago

If the golf equivalent to a slam dunk is a hole-in-one, you're way under par now