I stopped carrying a Taylor Swift. It was like carrying a 1 iron. I use it like once a season so why carry it?
this post was submitted on 07 Feb 2024
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What do you use for that one time, when it happens?
Instead of using a Taylor iron i just use a Tiger wood.
If the golf equivalent to a slam dunk is a hole-in-one, you're way under par now
I mean, that's one way to get a billionaire to do something useful.
Is there more to the joke here other than Taylor Swift is a human, not an inanimate object?
If you truly need it explained, it's a joke about how frequently Taylor Swift is in the media.
You know what they say about if you have to explain the joke... Normally the onion is great, not complaining, I just didn't think it was very funny and wanted to make sure I wasn't missing something
No, not really
There has been a lot of ringing endorsements and hoopla about her
She gives me a 3 stroke wood!