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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 39 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Microsoft Azure Blob

(Yes it's a real product they market)

[–] eerongal@ttrpg.network 12 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I mean, blob (and object storage in general) has been used as a term for a long time. It isn't particularly new, and MS didn't invent it.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 24 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (1 children)

That's sort of the problem. It's easy to Google S3 since it's a distinct (if obnoxiously short) term. Blob is already an overloaded term.

An example of a great name from Microsoft is Excel, it's relatively short but meaningless so if you Google "Excel Sum" you'll get wonderful results... "Blob Get" is going to get you a lot of random stuff.

Edit: the top result for blob get is accurate on Google but you'll also quickly see this result from that site we all hate:

Need help! How do I get the blob fish, basking shark and dwarf whale?

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 4 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Excel is a brand name, Azure Blob Storage is a descriptive title. It's Azure's blob storage service.

[–] xmunk@sh.itjust.works 4 points 9 months ago (2 children)

What is Azure Blob Storage's brand name then? I'm confused.

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago (1 children)

This is why computer science is fucked.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 1 points 9 months ago

Antilock Braking System

[–] kogasa@programming.dev 1 points 9 months ago

It falls under the Azure brand.