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Amelia Earhart’s Long-Lost Plane Discovered On Auxiliary Runway At LaGuardia (www.theonion.com)

submitted 11 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] Gork@lemm.ee 18 points 11 months ago (3 children)

Next on the agenda: finding the Lindbergh Baby™

[–] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

92 year old Charles Augustus Lindbergh Jr was discovered by Onion editors during a weekly staff meeting after secretaries noticed that Lindbergh had been employed by the Onion as an entertainment staff writer for the past four years.

[–] Gork@lemm.ee 8 points 11 months ago (1 children)

Fuck I never thought to check the employee org chart

[–] agent_flounder@lemmy.world 5 points 11 months ago

Hey somebody check for a Hoffa, Jimmy.

[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 5 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

The Lindbergh baby has been wandering around La Guardia for decades like Tom Hanks in The Terminal.

[–] Lemmeenym@lemm.ee 4 points 11 months ago

He was killed the same day he was kidnapped and his body was found about 2.5 months later. He was found 4.5 miles from his home partially buried in the woods.