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[-] SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world 18 points 4 months ago

I'd fart in a position so the fart bubbles through my pussy lips and giggle uncontrollably.

Then probably eat Taco Bell and repeat a couple times.

[-] HappycamperNZ@lemmy.world 9 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

You know, I did have masterbate. Now I'm not sure. Would it be different if she... well, I.... had an innie?

Also wonder if I can turn my wife bi so double bonus if I ever get back.

this post was submitted on 09 Feb 2024
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