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Oil Executives Worry Low Birth Rates Won’t Provide Enough Soldiers for Future Wars (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] theodewere@kbin.social 3 points 9 months ago

Oil men the world over share a common disdain for regular people.. their greed knows no borders, they are loyal to nothing but their own wealth, and they've always loved working together to keep each other rich.. rich men also love watching poor people fight to the death on their behalf.. especially if the weapons are dramatic..