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Supreme Court Waiting For Latest Check to Clear Before Deciding if Trump Stays on Ballot (thehardtimes.net)
submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] 0110010001100010@lemmy.world 87 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I'm not convinced this is actually false...

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 48 points 11 months ago (1 children)

It is. They are compensated in vacations and RVs.

[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And checks pay for those. QED

[–] SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago

Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they're all clean 😎