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submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 5 points 11 months ago (1 children)

And checks pay for those. QED

[–] SphereofWreckening@ttrpg.network 2 points 11 months ago

Ye, but they never SEE the check. So that makes everything ok and above board. No need to looks at these books mister lawman: they're all clean 😎