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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)

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[–] RobotToaster@mander.xyz 1 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago) (1 children)

Would Joe try to sniff me while I ate them though?

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 14 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I like how Trump has has multiple sexual assault allegations and has gone on record saying he just grabs women by the pussy because he's famous enough to get away with it, but it's Biden that gets made fun of for being a creep.

[–] fsxylo@sh.itjust.works 6 points 11 months ago

If Biden were a Republican they'd be wearing t shirts saying "I'd sniff them, too".