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Poll: Average Voter Says It Couldn’t Hurt If They Woke Up To Trump Or Biden Making Them Big Stack Of Pancakes (www.theonion.com)

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[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I'd be displeased to have Joe in my kitchen, but he would probably make good "Grandpa style pancakes."

Trump on the other hand would burn them because he forgot to use eggs, blame my kitchenware, and say that I purposely sabotaged him by not giving him the right tools and ingredients because I'm an immigrant and pancakes are an American patriot meal I shouldn't be allowed to have anyway

[–] runjun@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

You can picture Trump in the kitchen doing work with his hands? Mr bone spurs!?