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submitted 11 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] rab@lemmy.ca 2 points 11 months ago (1 children)

I thought you are supposed to be at work, does your boss know this is how you spend company time?

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world -3 points 11 months ago* (last edited 11 months ago)

My boss makes a dollar, I make a dime, that's why I shitpost on Lemmy on company time.

Why? What are you the company suck up? Have you never heard of breaks before?