Conservatives are always like that. They’ll always say some shit like “damn blue haired college kids are getting their college debt forgiven while I was homeless for 5 years and now I live in a crack house! That’s not fair!” Then they support conservatives because they’re beaten like a dog who comes back to the owner for food.

Democrats are like that too. But unlike the republican dogs that mindlessly eat from the hand that hits them, democrats will list out all the reasons why their party and politicians suck, then insist they’re the only capable people of defending democracy and minorities. They’re the adults who “turned out fine” after being repeatedly beaten and berated growing up.

[–] Lemmygradwontallowme@hexbear.net 15 points 7 months ago

Did I hear the word "beaten"?

When a liberal is abused, he says: Thank God they didn’t beat me. When he is beaten, he thanks God they didn’t kill him. When he is killed, he will thank God that his immortal soul has been delivered from its mortal clay.