Obama is working hard to preserve democracy and fight fascism by lecturing platitudes at colleges for $20k an hour

I can’t believe it’s actually Joever. I never thought the day would come

Barron Trump x Hunter Biden unity ticket

we’re the united states of america!

everyone claps

Lol so easy

We have the best generals, folks. The biggest.

be me

spend $100 million to mo-cap models’ boobies and hire hollywood actors

spend budget on secret side project horror game that everyone still freaks out about to this day

get fired

everyone hates my former employer and support me

create my own studio

receive infinite funding from Sony to make first strand type game

former employer falls down the shitter

release first strand type game - receive even more infinite funding from sony

former employer re-releases all my games because they can’t do anything without me

former employer re-releases 20 year old horror game because they can’t do anything without me

former employer must be nice to me to appease their customers

Business idea

A car with a ‘virtual’ body that can change paint jobs on the fly. Like Green Hornet. Except we call them “skins”, and we also sell “~~battle~~ driving passes” where you unlock new skins after doing different things, like filling up a full tank 3 times, driving at 90MPH for 20 minutes, and getting new tires installed.

you have to vote for biden or else democracy falls

and he will protect democracy with legislation and decency

“This is why aliens and AI will commit genocide!”

Luckily he’s not living in America, because he would’ve shot up a Madden tournament at a mall

Joe Guaiden is my president