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[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I had to sue mine to get my security deposit back; this tracks.

[–] mysoulishome@lemmy.world 5 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Everyone needs to and everyone should

[–] NOT_RICK@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago

I’m petty as hell. I would just ramble and ramble when I was on the phone with their lawyer. Was super polite to the guy, but he definitely billed double the time he likely needed to for such a small case thanks to my bloviating