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One wheat world turn my turds light tan for a month. I'm talking suede wishes it was this tan. Nevermind the fucked up stuff that happens to the rest of my body.
You think that makes me weak? I eat chipotle every day. Sometimes twice a day. They started giving me the cop discount I'm there so much.
Let's see how long you would last eating burrito bowls like they're going out of style. What am I saying? Don't come at me with a bagel if you can't fuck with chipotle hot salsa.
Weird flex; but…. Alright.
I need a sanity check and you would know, did they change the hot salsa in the past couple years? I swear it changed in the past few years around the time they had the garlic guajillo beef.
Maybe, it's kind of citrusy nowadays. I remember it being more smokey.
Trying mixing hot with medium - assuming you check it out and it works okay for you - bc the former is hot while the latter is tasty due to the oregano. Delish!
Oh, hot and verde all day long
Where do you get the verde - you add it yourself?
I mostly get stuff to go so I just take what they have behind the counter.
Is this a bit?
I think it's called "distraction" - typing while talking on phone with someone else :-P.
All Chipotle Are Bastards