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Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship (www.theonion.com)
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[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 38 points 10 months ago

“Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,”

If someone puts this on a t shirt I will buy it