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Great Satire Writing:
“Sorry, buddy, I already have a pal,”
If someone puts this on a t shirt I will buy it
I met my female friend like this.
I made small talk with a girl at a bar, because she was wearing a cool gaming earrings.
She saw my ring. I saw her ring. We both felt relief that it wasn't flirting and now she's a good family friend who comes by for dinner with her husband.
I need something like this, but in reverse.
Friendship Bracelet Flashed At Bar To Repel Anyone Seeking Platonic Companionship
You did it wrong he said he wanted
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Post up at a table with a friendship bracelet making kit and an empty chair.
Me as a girl trying to find other girls to bone