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[–] Klame@lemmy.ml 72 points 1 year ago (2 children)

The terms "super power" and "code ninja" takes a lot of the offers credibility in my eye.

[–] T156@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago

"blockchain" tends to be rather iffy too, especially since it's seemingly inevitably tied with cryptocurrency or something like it in some form or another.

[–] OwlPaste@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Once had an applicant with "Excellent Excell skills" on their cv

[–] evatronic@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Hey, I'm a senior developer with 25+ years' experience and more languages and tools and stacks and environments and so on that is reasonable to list in a comment. In my decades of experience, finding someone who is legitimately good at Excel is a rarity.

[–] synae@lemmy.sdf.org 5 points 1 year ago

Cuz you either graduate to real programming and databases, or languish in some kind of hell where you work in excel all day and have to get good at it to save your sanity