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How do you write a cover letter for a job doing very basic tasks? I feel like Im either shmoozing and being way over the top, or being realistic in a way that will keep me from getting the job. For reference the job is to package coffee and make other products. I guess i just dont understand. I need a job, they need a worker. This work can be done by most people, its not some field thats relevant, its putting beans in bags and brewing coffee, how can I say "i really want to work here" when in reality any job will do, this is just the one that vibes best with my social capacity and is offered by the least offensive corporation. Like what am I gonna say, "I love brewing coffee, i spend every day constantly brewing coffee and moving my coffee beans from one bag to another, because I just like handling coffee"?

I have also been studying or doing self employed things like tutoring for the past 10 years and my cover letter skills were shit before this and have only gotten worse.

Cant I just write "job. Me need job. You have job. Me need money for survive. You need worker for labour. You give money, i work. I work good." and be done with it?

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[โ€“] Vampire@hexbear.net 6 points 9 months ago (1 children)
[โ€“] take_five_seconds@hexbear.net 11 points 9 months ago

Prompt: Write me a cover letter describing why I would like to work at Olive Garden. Please express any corporate values listed on Olive Garden's website.

Output:

[Your Name] [Your Address] [City, State ZIP Code] [Email Address] [Phone Number] [Date]

Hiring Manager Olive Garden [Company Address] [City, State ZIP Code]

Dear Hiring Manager,

I am writing to express my interest in a position at Olive Garden, as I am passionate about joining a company that values creating a warm and inviting dining experience for customers. Olive Garden's commitment to providing high-quality food and genuine hospitality align with my own values, making me excited to potentially contribute to your team.

One of the corporate values listed on Olive Garden's website that resonates with me is your dedication to culinary excellence. I admire how Olive Garden takes pride in sourcing fresh ingredients and preparing each dish with care and attention to detail. As someone who is enthusiastic about food and cooking, I would love the opportunity to be a part of a team that values craftsmanship and creativity in the kitchen.

Additionally, I appreciate Olive Garden's emphasis on creating a welcoming and inclusive atmosphere for both guests and employees. The sense of community and teamwork that Olive Garden fosters is something that I find truly inspiring, and I believe that my strong communication skills and friendly demeanor would make me a valuable addition to your team.

In conclusion, I am eager to bring my passion for food, dedication to hospitality, and commitment to excellence to Olive Garden. I am confident that my background and skills make me a strong candidate for a position within your company, and I am excited about the opportunity to contribute to Olive Garden's ongoing success.

Thank you for considering my application. I look forward to the possibility of working with Olive Garden and contributing to your team. I am available for an interview at your earliest convenience and can be reached at [Phone Number] or [Email Address].

Sincerely,

[Your Name]

Conclusion: I'm never writing a cover letter again.