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This is fascinating, but what's the evolutionary advantage of covering up the noise?
Covering the noise is covering the running water. Covering the running water creates a dam. Creating a dam creates a pond. Creating a pond provides them with a nice controlled environment in which to build a lodge with an underwater entrance for protection from predators.
It's like no one ever watched The Angry Beavers
I did but i was always high. Was it actually an educational program?
it was not
Running water means you can block it off to create a reservoir. Evolution isn't about what makes sense, it's about what works, logic be damned.
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