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submitted 1 year ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] jet@hackertalks.com 41 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Life begins at the tortilla stage

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.

Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 1 year ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

–Anatole France

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?