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[–] FaceDeer@kbin.social 59 points 10 months ago (2 children)

Took me way too long to realize that headline was from The Onion.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 25 points 10 months ago

That's fucking concerning. I almost fell for it too. A feel years ago it would clearly be a joke and now it's like we're laughing in pain.

[–] Igloojoe@lemm.ee 3 points 10 months ago

I started thinking if chicken eggs were in a burrito. It's an embryo! Illegal!

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 51 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Makes sense.
After you eat a couple you gotta drop the kids off at the pool.

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago (2 children)

I never heard of pooping being called that

[–] stevedidwhat_infosec@infosec.pub 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

You’ve never taken the Browns to the Super Bowl ?

[–] morphballganon@lemmy.world 3 points 10 months ago

Another good one!

[–] Rumbelows@lemmy.world 8 points 10 months ago

Neither had a colleague of mine, evidently. A client called and he confidently informed them that I was dropping the kids off at the pool.

He legit thought that I’d left work to take the kids swimming.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 41 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Life begins at the tortilla stage

[–] ZeroCool@slrpnk.net 21 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (2 children)

Don’t be ridiculous. A tortilla only has the potential to become a burrito. It doesn’t even have any fillings.

[–] jet@hackertalks.com 12 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Minimum viable burrito? Tortilla plus sour cream?

[–] zabadoh@ani.social 10 points 10 months ago (1 children)

Alabama women have to cross state lines to get rid of their frozen burritos

This does not apply to men of course, because they don't carry frozen burritos.

Supreme Court: This is not sexist at all.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 2 points 10 months ago

The law, in its majestic equality, forbids rich and poor alike to sleep under bridges, to beg in the streets, and to steal their bread.

–Anatole France

[–] riodoro1@lemmy.world 7 points 10 months ago

I know you’ve eaten a dry tortilla. Who are you trying to deceive?

[–] rgb3x3@beehaw.org 9 points 10 months ago

Feels like The Onion is on their game today, between this and the Trump $399 furry tail.

[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 7 points 10 months ago

Get in my belly...

[–] xilliah@beehaw.org 5 points 10 months ago

My country has no sourcream. We need a revolution.