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Alabama Supreme Court Set to Decide Constitutionality of Pulling Out (thehardtimes.net)
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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 11 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Pulling out is now a felony in Alabama

[–] omxxi@feddit.de 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

jerking too?

[–] Bakachu@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

No that's a misdemeanor. But only if you demonstrate intent. Up to the police to decide.