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[–] neptune@dmv.social 118 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it illegal to transport a child to commit a crime? Human trafficking? Kidnapping? What a can of worms. I feel like there's too much money in fertility treatments for SCOTUS to let this stand.

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 118 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well since they don't have birth certificates I guess they're undocumented people and that would be bad mmkay.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

Embryo camps. Spotlights, very small dogs. We'll get every last one.

[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 9 months ago

Just send them on a bus to sanctuary cities! Checkmate... Oh, wait, that gives them what they want. We've been Uno reverse carded!

[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're my kids so they can live in my freezer

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Freezer full of tax deductions

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world 1 points 9 months ago (1 children)

All fun and games until hungover you makes 1 smoothie too many...

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 2 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Joke's on you, I'm a recovering alcoholic

[–] postmateDumbass@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Recovering from injury after falling down stairs on your last bemder?

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 3 points 9 months ago

Actively working to take back control of my own life, and developing the tools I need to stay sober.

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world -3 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

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