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[–] BoringHusband@lemmy.world 227 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I guess soon, when you break-up with someone, the state might charge you with killing the idea of the children you might have had.

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 94 points 9 months ago (3 children)

10 more years and we are at "contraception is murder"

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 52 points 9 months ago

10? Try 1 if Trump gets in.

[–] dzire187@feddit.de 31 points 9 months ago (5 children)

🎶 every sperm is sacred, every sperm is good 🎶

[–] MagicPterodactyl@lemmy.ml 39 points 9 months ago

Can't wait to tell Republicans how many millions of babies I've eaten

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[–] partial_accumen@lemmy.world 142 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Alabama top selling item on Amazon right now:

[–] theherk@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Dodson! We’ve got Dodson here.

[–] billwashere@lemmy.world 25 points 9 months ago

Nobody cares. Nice hat.

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[–] neptune@dmv.social 118 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Isn't it illegal to transport a child to commit a crime? Human trafficking? Kidnapping? What a can of worms. I feel like there's too much money in fertility treatments for SCOTUS to let this stand.

[–] Pantsofmagic@lemmy.world 118 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Well since they don't have birth certificates I guess they're undocumented people and that would be bad mmkay.

[–] pdxfed@lemmy.world 55 points 9 months ago

Embryo camps. Spotlights, very small dogs. We'll get every last one.

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[–] mvirts@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago (1 children)

They're my kids so they can live in my freezer

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 28 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Freezer full of tax deductions

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[–] Tremble@sh.itjust.works 93 points 9 months ago (5 children)

This is a travesty. These people are engaging in blatant and obvious child trafficking

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[–] SeaJ@lemm.ee 81 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Won't be long until Alabama considers miscarriage to be murder. Wait...that actually is already a thing:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-59214544

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[–] VintageTech@sh.itjust.works 77 points 9 months ago (4 children)

But wait... that means they can claim them as dependents right?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 20 points 9 months ago

One would think.

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[–] fubarx@lemmy.ml 70 points 9 months ago (2 children)

Tinder in certain states will put up an alert, warning you that if female, by proceeding with the date, you may be liable to carry a child to term, and if male, will need to pre-deposit child support in an escrow account.

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[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 65 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago)

The onion almost got me again.

Wait..

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 55 points 9 months ago (1 children)

COUPLE ATTEMPTS TO SMUGGLE CHILDREN ACROSS STATE LINES

More at ten

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[–] GreenPlasticSushiGrass@kbin.social 54 points 9 months ago (1 children)

I'm not messing with that soft paywall. Are they saying that parents who let their frozen embryos go bad in the freezer are guilty of murder or manslaughter?

[–] NegativeInf@lemmy.world 93 points 9 months ago (12 children)

That's one interpretation. The judge used religious logic in his ruling.

[–] FenrirIII@lemmy.world 82 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] Uranium3006@kbin.social 42 points 9 months ago (18 children)

we need to get religion out of our society, it causes nothing but problems.

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[–] billiam0202@lemmy.world 65 points 9 months ago (1 children)

The judge used ~~religious logic~~ religion in his ruling.

Ain't no logic to be found there.

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[–] fidodo@lemmy.world 53 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If I were in Alabama I'd race to move out of Alabama

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[–] Treczoks@lemmy.world 47 points 9 months ago (7 children)

If those embryos count as children, wouldn't it be OK to ask for all kinds of legal benefits for them?

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 37 points 9 months ago

It’s the most effective way to challenge the law. Just carry it through to its natural conclusion.

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[–] gedaliyah@lemmy.world 42 points 9 months ago (5 children)

Sounds like transporting a minor across state lines

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[–] BigBananaDealer@lemm.ee 40 points 9 months ago (14 children)

if a woman has a period and has had sex, there is a good chance a fertilized egg was probably somewhere around the blood, making every woman in Alabama who has had sex a possible serial killer

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[–] TransplantedSconie@lemm.ee 31 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (6 children)

Think of the potential tax wind fall these people could have! I'd knuckle shuffle up some "kids" and rake in the tax money.

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[–] DAMunzy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 9 months ago

Sounds like human trafficking to me!

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 31 points 9 months ago (6 children)

What kind of monster submerges their child in liquid nitrogen?

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago* (last edited 9 months ago) (18 children)

By that logic, women are committing murder every time they menstruate.

Maybe I missed something because the article is behind a paywall.

Edit: ok, as pointed out, I don’t know how these things work. I apologize, and accept all the downvotes and jabs you can give.

[–] AnneBonny@lemmy.dbzer0.com 33 points 9 months ago (1 children)

By that logic, women are committing murder every time they menstruate.

An unfertilized egg is not the same thing as an embryo.

[–] zqwzzle@lemmy.ca 32 points 9 months ago

Well… their religion has a virgin birth so maybe that’s where their confusion comes from.

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[–] IzzyScissor@lemmy.world 27 points 9 months ago (1 children)

If a couple who has a frozen embryo divorces, who pays child support and for how long?

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[–] notaviking@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (6 children)

Isn't classifying a gamete, but only the female gamete (egg/ovum), and not the male gamete (sperm), of being "children" and has personhood rights, a form of sexist law. I know the Land of freedom is no rookie in taking away freedoms of the marginalized, almost the norm, but now they are taking away male gametes from being recognised as persons. Imagine in one ejaculation in Alabama and having a murder count similar to Stalin or Hitler. The court will show it was premeditated because the person bypassed state restrictions pulling out during copulation, the accused thus commited mass murder. This goes against Genesis 38 and it's Devine condemnation of coitus interruptus. Even the egg was unfertilized thus another death of a person was committed by the accused pullout game

[–] cholesterol@lemmy.world 38 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Not trying to defend the ruling, but it's not eggs, it's embryos

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[–] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 23 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Shouldn't they do that with actual children as well? Just to be safe?

[–] echodot@feddit.uk 21 points 9 months ago (1 children)

Children are only important until they are born. After that's happened they can work down the mines for all they care.

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[–] Tolstoshev@lemmy.world 22 points 9 months ago (2 children)

I’d be taking my fetusicles and getting the hell out of dodge too, if I were in their shoes.

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[–] fastandcurious@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago

Dafuq going on ova der?

[–] njm1314@lemmy.world 19 points 9 months ago (4 children)

Probably time to remind everybody the Judiciary branch can't actually enforce its rulings. If they're going to go full on religious crazy we can just start ignoring them.

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