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Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals (www.theonion.com)
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[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My genitals are precious and at the center of the universe!
Jayzus was white like me and spoke 'murican, guns 'n' the flag and no homo!
Schools is for nerds and libruls, I think illiteracy is underrated.