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Conservative Worried Government Coming To Take His Hard-Earned Genitals (www.theonion.com)
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[–] style99@kbin.social 11 points 10 months ago

This scenario could actually happen if conservatives get their way, though.

[–] niktemadur@lemmy.world 9 points 10 months ago

My genitals are precious and at the center of the universe!
Jayzus was white like me and spoke 'murican, guns 'n' the flag and no homo!
Schools is for nerds and libruls, I think illiteracy is underrated.

[–] Fedizen@lemmy.world 5 points 10 months ago

I can't tell if this parody is a gender swap or if its a word swap from like insane gun owners. Well done

[–] ChihuahuaOfDoom@lemmy.world 4 points 10 months ago

"Hard"