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If hemroids are common and can openly bleed, and people poop with hemroids, how do people not get infected buttholes all the time? (lemmy.world)

submitted 8 months ago by simplejack@lemmy.world to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

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[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 14 points 8 months ago (2 children)

What about a vegan turd? Heard everything vegan is healthier.

[–] AlligatorBlizzard@sh.itjust.works 8 points 8 months ago

Yup. Oreos are vegan so it's totally fine to eat an entire package for dinner! (I had a vegan friend who did this one time, and we were all joking about it being healthy because it's vegan.)

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 5 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Vegens don't shit, they absorb 100% of the nutrients and produce zero waste products. They're basically plant people.