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submitted 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) by Nero@sopuli.xyz to c/theonion@midwest.social

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HUNTSVILLE, ALABAMA – Due to recent changes in Alabama state legislation, a malfunctioning embryo freezer has been charged with mass murder.

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[–] GammaGames@beehaw.org 3 points 10 months ago

MS’s ai was in charge of this freezer 😈