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Lauren Boebert rails about “Biden Crime Family” just before her son is arrested for crime spree (www.lgbtqnation.com)

submitted 8 months ago by ZeroCool@slrpnk.net to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] DogPeePoo@lemm.ee 48 points 8 months ago (4 children)

I heard Boebert has a cleft butthole

[–] dizzy@lemmy.ml 12 points 8 months ago

I’m cracking up at this sentence

[–] _dev_null@lemmy.zxcvn.xyz 6 points 8 months ago (2 children)

That ass crack ran too deep, straight up the bunghole and beyond, something like this.

[–] meowMix2525@lemm.ee 16 points 8 months ago

Yeah I'm not clicking that link

[–] BassaForte@lemmy.world 5 points 8 months ago

Don't click, it's not worth it

[–] thisbenzingring@lemmy.sdf.org 3 points 8 months ago

No man, that's just one big hemorrhoid