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fellas (fedia.io)

submitted 8 months ago by can@sh.itjust.works to c/microblogmemes@lemmy.world

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 19 points 8 months ago (1 children)

FELLAS!!! is it gay to exist? I mean you're literally constantly holding a penis.

I'm not constantly holding it. Sometimes I fall asleep and let go.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's pretty gay.... If you're not constantly holding your dick, what are you holding?

Sounds like you're just dreaming of holding foreign dick to me

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

That's why I have two hands. One to hold my dick, and one to hold someone else's.

[–] theneverfox@pawb.social 1 points 8 months ago

I see what you're getting at. You're holding two dicks to keep your average held dicks at a nice hetero >= 1.0

Well sure, nothing gay about that. It's just math. Had me going for a second