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[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 24 points 4 months ago

And I thought my language had something unique. Turns out, saying "even from a sack full of pussies he would pull out a dick" to an unlucky person isn't that unique to us.

[-] littlebluespark@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago

But, equally as revelatory, perhaps.

[-] usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca 2 points 3 months ago

I've heard "he's so dumb he could fall into a barrel of tits and come out sucking his thumb"

[-] Dicska@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I like this one - it's less about bad luck so it only applies to me half the time.

this post was submitted on 06 Mar 2024
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