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My son asked me to explain what a solar eclipse is? I said no son. (lemmy.ca)

submitted 8 months ago by philo@lemmy.ca to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] PhlubbaDubba@lemm.ee 3 points 8 months ago (1 children)

My inner Neil Degrasse Tyson wants to object, but my outer dad bod is well insulated enough to shut him up

[–] eighty@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (1 children)

Encyclopedia [Medium: Success]: A solar eclipse, an astronomical phenomenon, occurs when the Moon passes between the Earth and the Sun, blocking all or a portion of the Sun's rays from reaching the Earth's surface. This event captivates observers worldwide, blending science with awe-inspiring spectacle.

Inland Empire [Heroic: Success]]: No, this is a creative brilliance encapsulated. Do not sully it with trivia.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 3 points 8 months ago

Did I just see someone do a Disco Elysium skill check in the middle of Lemmy?

Well played.